Total Medals Earned: 746 (From 159 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,905 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)
kill 50 enemies
kill 250 enemies
beat game once
beat game on hard mode
survive 10 waves in survival mode
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/405 points)
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 26/32 (265/405 points)
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Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 2/26 (10/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
jump 7 times (i <3 u dogl)
beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/250 points)
Completed level 1
Purchase a Health upgrade
Purchase a Strength upgrade
Purchase a Speed upgrade
Completed level 5
Fully upgrade the Strength stat
Complete level 10
Fully upgrade the Health stat
Fully upgrade the Speed stat
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/130 points)
Fire a clone ball to it's direct destruction
Ace 5 chambers
Die from every possible hazard
Let the Clonecrusher 3000 kill 10 of your clones
Ace 50% of the chambers
Have at least 2 clones watch you drown in lava
Show Van Leech redemption
Exact revenge on Van Leech
Defeat Van Leech's Clonecrusher 3000
Ace every chamber
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Start already!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Collect all items from the apartment
Destroy a city
Pleasure Ruth
Win the interplanetary war
Pleasure Daphne
When he sees it....
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/190 points)
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!